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Jul 8, 2020 07:22:08   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Late start today knuckleheads. Get up. Hump day. That's Wednesday clones. Hot, humid around 90 again. Chance for showers.

A blind cowboy walks into a blonde biker bar and orders a shot of JD.
After the shot, the cowboy yells out, "How would you like to hear a blonde joke?" The bar turns silent.

A blonde approaches the blind cowboy and says, "Since you are blind, I will tell you that in this bar are 5 women that are power lifters and can kick your butt. Now, do you really want to tell that blonde joke?"

The cowboy thinks for a moment and says, "No, not if I have to explain it 5 times."

Have a good one. Nine hour day for me not counting about 90 minute driving time. No rest for the weary.

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Jul 8, 2020 08:08:34   #
Ivey Loc: South Central Tennessee, Tim's Ford Lake
 
What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods? A satisfactory.

Morning G and everyone else, getting into the upper 80's today and humid. Chance of rain, may try to get out on the lake this afternoon.

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Jul 8, 2020 08:41:05   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Morning G. Y'all have a nice day. Going to be wet here today.

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Jul 8, 2020 09:04:56   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 
Good morning everyone, you too Greg. Looks like stormy week coming up.

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Jul 8, 2020 09:19:22   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Late start today knuckleheads. Get up. Hump day. That's Wednesday clones. Hot, humid around 90 again. Chance for showers.

A blind cowboy walks into a blonde biker bar and orders a shot of JD.
After the shot, the cowboy yells out, "How would you like to hear a blonde joke?

A blonde approaches the blind cowboy and says, "Since you are blind, I will tell you that in this bar are 5 women that are power lifters and can kick your butt. Now, do you really want to tell that blonde joke?"

The cowboy thinks for a moment and says, "No, not if I have to explain it 5 times."

Have a good one. Nine hour day for me not counting about 90 minute driving time. No rest for the weary.
Late start today knuckleheads. Get up. Hump day. T... (show quote)


Morning Greg and y’all
64 and cloudy ⛅️
Great joke 😂
Hope your commute is just in your beautiful country side and not in the city.
Have a great day Exalted Knucklehead.

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Jul 8, 2020 09:21:39   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Ivey wrote:
What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods? A satisfactory.

Morning G and everyone else, getting into the upper 80's today and humid. Chance of rain, may try to get out on the lake this afternoon.


Do you have a book of groaners or do you come up with these on your own. Lol😂

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Jul 8, 2020 09:24:36   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
Morning Greg and y’all
64 and cloudy ⛅️
Great joke 😂
Hope your commute is just in your beautiful country side and not in the city.
Have a great day Exalted Knucklehead.


Just in the Knoxville area bud. Exalted Knucklehead? My title continues to grow. I'm honored to carry that title. Being a knucklehead for years has paid off.

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Jul 8, 2020 09:37:52   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Good morning everyone (even though you are either driving or working by now; ghaynes1; you got a laugh out of me, ¡Even WITH my yellow hair!)
Woke up feeling like walkin' pneumonia comin' on... clearing up a bit now, at about 4 hours y 45 minutes vertical.
Ivey, I've gotta say that you got a chuckle outta me too.
Nice day @ the North Coast, today. Might get wet for an hour, around 13:00-14:00; they say. ("they", being NOAA). It's right ~78° y mostly sunny, right here/ a light southerly breeze, which is predicted to swing all the way around the compass rose, by ~ 0-Hr.

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Jul 8, 2020 09:39:16   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Good morning everyone (even though you are either driving or working by now; ghaynes1; you got a laugh out of me, ¡Even WITH my yellow hair!)
Woke up feeling like walkin' pneumonia comin' on... clearing up a bit now, at about 4 hours y 45 minutes vertical.
Ivey, I've gotta say that you got a chuckle outta me too.
Nice day @ the North Coast, today. Might get wet for an hour, around 13:00-14:00; they say. ("they", being NOAA). It's right ~78° y mostly sunny, right here/ a light southerly breeze, which is predicted to swing all the way around the compass rose, by ~ 0-Hr.

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Jul 8, 2020 09:42:28   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
(Sorry ~ that double "hit".)

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Jul 8, 2020 09:49:08   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Able Man wrote:
(Sorry ~ that double "hit".)


Able, just my 2 cents if you haven't been tested for the coronavirus and have any breathing difficulties coming on, get tested - soon. It may be nothing but this is a respiratory virus. Nothing to mess with.

Sorry, just my caregiver voice talking again.

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Jul 8, 2020 10:34:39   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Thanks, ghaynes1; I do think I'll go & get tested; even though, I had gotten very sick, early-on, during "this whole season"; that's no guarantee that I am now capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound! ...¡Better days are comin'!

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Jul 8, 2020 10:47:46   #
Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego
 
Hope you'll be feeling better soon Able Man.

Going to be in the 80s today, right now it's overcast.

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Jul 8, 2020 10:52:18   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Able Man wrote:
Thanks, ghaynes1; I do think I'll go & get tested; even though, I had gotten very sick, early-on, during "this whole season"; that's no guarantee that I am now capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound! ...¡Better days are comin'!


Leave the cape and costume at home. Get tested as Clark Kent. Less conspicuous. You won't draw so much attention dressed as Clark.

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Jul 8, 2020 11:46:06   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Well, it IS my understanding, that "Superman" was "created", right here, in Cleveland, Ohio! I AM feeling quite a bit better now, already (after 1/2 dozen or so "home-made" LUNG-BLASTERS). (I've got one of those old Bugler cigarette rolling machines, and have been using it for a few days, as my filter cigarette "stuffin' machine" is in need of repair.) ... I can't afford the price of "store-bought", "slow, painful suicide"; anymore. Smoke some, out of a compact "Sherlock Holmes style" pipe, as well. Been buying 6oz. bags of "The Good Stuff" (Premium Pipe Tobacco Menthol; according to the labeling) {But, it's my understanding, that the name of it, is basically an "end-around" the tax code; 'cause it is very much in fact, cigarette rolling tobacco.}

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