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Mar 28, 2020 17:23:00   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Robert Samples couldn't stand his wife's cat.
So one day he puts the cat in his car,drives about 3 miles away and dumps the cat.
Returning home he is surprised to see the cat sitting on the front porch
.Robert said to himself"Okay,you're pretty smart!Let's see you find your way back from six miles"
So Robert again puts the cat in the car and drives 6 miles away,and dumps the cat.
Returning home he finds the cat sitting on the front porch.
Furious now Robert puts the cat in his car and drives to the next county.
He takes the loneliest country roads he can find,and makes left and right turns.
Finally he dumps the cat and starts home
Six hours later the phone rang at Roberts house.
His wife answers the phone(it's Robert)
"Honey,Is that cat there?"
"Yes,he is,he's been here for a while'She said
"Put that S.O.B.on the phone!I'm lost and I need directions home"



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Mar 28, 2020 18:01:39   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Nice one BB!

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Mar 28, 2020 18:42:59   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
badbobby wrote:
Robert Samples couldn't stand his wife's cat.
So one day he puts the cat in his car,drives about 3 miles away and dumps the cat.
Returning home he is surprised to see the cat sitting on the front porch
.Robert said to himself"Okay,you're pretty smart!Let's see you find your way back from six miles"
So Robert again puts the cat in the car and drives 6 miles away,and dumps the cat.
Returning home he finds the cat sitting on the front porch.
Furious now Robert puts the cat in his car and drives to the next county.
He takes the loneliest country roads he can find,and makes left and right turns.
Finally he dumps the cat and starts home
Six hours later the phone rang at Roberts house.
His wife answers the phone(it's Robert)
"Honey,Is that cat there?"
"Yes,he is,he's been here for a while'She said
"Put that S.O.B.on the phone!I'm lost and I need directions home"
Robert Samples couldn't stand his wife's cat. br S... (show quote)


The truth is out, RS

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Mar 28, 2020 20:43:45   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Is RS related to Jr. Samples from heehaw?

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Mar 28, 2020 22:29:33   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Clever kitty,

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Mar 29, 2020 00:12:06   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Is RS related to Jr. Samples from heehaw?


I believe he said once on here that he is. Somebody did.

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Mar 29, 2020 09:53:16   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Told it to the wife and she told me this one.
Her Granddad had a farm and one on the cats had kittens.
The guy about a mile down the road wanted some cats for his farm so her Granddad took him all the kittens.
A couple days later her went out to the barn and the cat had gone down to the other farm and brought back every one of the Kittens! LOL

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Mar 29, 2020 13:37:16   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
audigger53 wrote:
Told it to the wife and she told me this one.
Her Granddad had a farm and one on the cats had kittens.
The guy about a mile down the road wanted some cats for his farm so her Granddad took him all the kittens.
A couple days later her went out to the barn and the cat had gone down to the other farm and brought back every one of the Kittens! LOL


Don't mess with Mom !

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Mar 29, 2020 14:55:16   #
Bonasa Loc: Coastal NC (Hampstead)
 
My daughter (not the one that generated the chum, the other one) had cat a take up at her house because the owners neglected it. The owners moved to the other side of I-95. The cat showed up at my daughter's house. It lived out the remainder of its nine lives with her.

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Mar 29, 2020 16:17:48   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Bonasa wrote:
My daughter (not the one that generated the chum, the other one) had cat a take up at her house because the owners neglected it. The owners moved to the other side of I-95. The cat showed up at my daughter's house. It lived out the remainder of its nine lives with her.


Since cats often stake out their own home/family by choice, the term 'owner' is often inaccurate; 'caretaker' or support crew may
be more accurate, since cats seldom regard themselves as 'owned' by anyone ! If they don't like their situation or are being abused, they'll just mosey along down the road until they find one that suits them better, and will only stay someplace as long as they're content woth their lot !

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Mar 29, 2020 16:59:51   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Hey! I resemble that! The cat had an unfair advantage, I had to stop for gas!

But to answer the question of being related to Junior Samples, maybe, but i really don't know! Just Sayin...RJS

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Mar 29, 2020 17:52:40   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Hey! I resemble that! The cat had an unfair advantage, I had to stop for gas!

But to answer the question of being related to Junior Samples, maybe, but i really don't know! Just Sayin...RJS



Wouldn't hold it against if you were.

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Mar 29, 2020 17:55:57   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Wouldn't hold it against if you were.


nor I
thought Samples was worth watchin and listenin

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Mar 29, 2020 17:59:09   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Well, given the choice of being a corporate executive with a college education, and being a comedian on Hee Haw, I believe Junior made the better choice. I don't know anything about his education, pretending to sell used cars and his phone being BR 549 certainly wasn't a bad choice. Just Sayin...RJS

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Mar 29, 2020 18:03:28   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
nor I
thought Samples was worth watchin and listenin


Indeed

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