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Mar 28, 2020 16:53:46   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
I am old (1926)and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions
I never found out who let the dogs out
where's the beef?
how to get to Sesame St
why doesn't Dora use Doodle
why do all fruit loop flavors taste the same

why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton,but batteries are encased in plastic that's hard as nails
why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed
why abbreviation is such a long word
why lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring,but dish washing fluid is made from real lemons
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
why do you have to put your two cents in whenit's only a penny for your thoughts
what happens to the extra penny
why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle little Star have the same tune
why did you just sing both tunes
what is Victoria's secret

I got this from a friend,who stole it from her mothers girlfriend's,uncles cousins, babies momma's,doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mail man
now it's all yours

peace brothers and sisters



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Mar 28, 2020 17:16:18   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Why is there no abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

Why is there no contraction for the word contraction?

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Mar 28, 2020 17:19:35   #
GaryH Loc: Northern Pa.
 
That's great.

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Mar 28, 2020 17:30:08   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
GaryH wrote:
That's great.


welcome to FS Gary
tell us about yourself

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Mar 28, 2020 17:52:43   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
badbobby wrote:
welcome to FS Gary
tell us about yourself


He's got a new boat!

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Mar 28, 2020 17:55:38   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
He's got a new boat!


that's a boat?

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Mar 28, 2020 20:47:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Smokypig wrote:
Why is there no abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

Why is there no contraction for the word contraction?


There is when they get closer.

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Mar 28, 2020 20:47:52   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
He's got a new boat!


Got an avatar

Sweet

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Mar 29, 2020 07:20:17   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
I am old (1926)and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions
I never found out who let the dogs out
where's the beef?
how to get to Sesame St
why doesn't Dora use Doodle
why do all fruit loop flavors taste the same

why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton,but batteries are encased in plastic that's hard as nails
why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed
why abbreviation is such a long word
why lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring,but dish washing fluid is made from real lemons
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
why do you have to put your two cents in whenit's only a penny for your thoughts
what happens to the extra penny
why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle little Star have the same tune
why did you just sing both tunes
what is Victoria's secret

I got this from a friend,who stole it from her mothers girlfriend's,uncles cousins, babies momma's,doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mail man
now it's all yours

peace brothers and sisters
I am old (1926)and I just realized I still have so... (show quote)
And why did I just sing both tunes?

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Mar 29, 2020 12:39:57   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
And why did I just sing both tunes?


IDK why did we... Cant wait for the answers post Bb

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Mar 29, 2020 12:47:01   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
CamT wrote:
IDK why did we... Cant wait for the answers post Bb
Until now I never realized it was the same melody.🙃

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Mar 29, 2020 13:35:44   #
bigbarneycars Loc: Wilmington,NC
 
I waz forced to stop singin' when I waz 4. They wouldn't let me sing in the church quire. It's so lonely where I are, But I catch lots ah fish 'n eat good. lol

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Mar 29, 2020 13:53:14   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
bigbarneycars wrote:
I waz forced to stop singin' when I waz 4. They wouldn't let me sing in the church quire. It's so lonely where I are, But I catch lots ah fish 'n eat good. lol
Good un Jer.....😆

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Mar 29, 2020 15:05:31   #
Bonasa Loc: Coastal NC (Hampstead)
 
bigbarneycars wrote:
I waz forced to stop singin' when I waz 4. They wouldn't let me sing in the church quire. It's so lonely where I are, But I catch lots ah fish 'n eat good. lol


How many church quires does it take to make a book?

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Mar 29, 2020 15:32:25   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
Until now I never realized it was the same melody.🙃


Nor did I ( not exactly my two favorite songs) lol🤯🤪

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