Something to think about
Feb 29, 2020 11:08:22 #
I Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble
but shouldn't that be an even number?
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the
local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
What not to answer the age old question with. You're not fat, you're just ... easier to see.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
And finally!
Was the reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet because nobody was married?
Think of this; Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he was always drunk!
but shouldn't that be an even number?
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the
local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
What not to answer the age old question with. You're not fat, you're just ... easier to see.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
And finally!
Was the reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet because nobody was married?
Think of this; Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he was always drunk!
Feb 29, 2020 11:15:46 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
plumbob wrote:
I Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last... (show quote)
Good one. Keep them going
Feb 29, 2020 12:41:44 #
Good ones as always PB.
Saw this on the news this morning.
The city is called Hell, I can't remember the state.
The Minister was marrying a few couples at the same time and made this statement.
"When your marriage starts off in Hell it can't get any worse."
Saw this on the news this morning.
The city is called Hell, I can't remember the state.
The Minister was marrying a few couples at the same time and made this statement.
"When your marriage starts off in Hell it can't get any worse."
Feb 29, 2020 13:02:13 #
Larry M wrote:
Good ones as always PB.
Saw this on the news this morning.
The city is called Hell, I can't remember the state.
The Minister was marrying a few couples at the same time and made this statement.
"When your marriage starts off in Hell it can't get any worse."
Saw this on the news this morning.
The city is called Hell, I can't remember the state.
The Minister was marrying a few couples at the same time and made this statement.
"When your marriage starts off in Hell it can't get any worse."
Hell Larry it may have come from one of these.
Is there a city called Hell in the US?
Hell (Michigan) - An unincorporated community in Michigan. Hell's Kitchen - A neighborhood of New York City in the Theater District of Manhattan. There is also the abandoned community of Hell in Riverside County, California; and a group of black limestone formations called Hell near West Bay, Grand Cayman, in the Cayman Islands.
Feb 29, 2020 13:20:49 #
plumbob wrote:
Hell Larry it may have come from one of these.
Is there a city called Hell in the US?
Hell (Michigan) - An unincorporated community in Michigan. Hell's Kitchen - A neighborhood of New York City in the Theater District of Manhattan. There is also the abandoned community of Hell in Riverside County, California; and a group of black limestone formations called Hell near West Bay, Grand Cayman, in the Cayman Islands.
Is there a city called Hell in the US?
Hell (Michigan) - An unincorporated community in Michigan. Hell's Kitchen - A neighborhood of New York City in the Theater District of Manhattan. There is also the abandoned community of Hell in Riverside County, California; and a group of black limestone formations called Hell near West Bay, Grand Cayman, in the Cayman Islands.
I used Google to search cities named Hell.
Lots of funny pictures there.
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