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msmlln Stops a West Virginia car jacking
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Feb 28, 2020 14:16:06   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
A user her on the F S known as ( msmlln ) from West Virginia had completed her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of attempting to leave with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

msmlln, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. Obviously not her fishing gear. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake to deputy Barney.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, older woman, described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun in her fishing vest.

No charges were filed.

The moral of the story?

If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

Share this with all your friends to give them a good laugh

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Feb 28, 2020 14:28:46   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
A good one, plum! Thanks for sharing.

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Feb 28, 2020 14:31:03   #
Egghead
 
Hahaha that would be funny.

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Feb 28, 2020 14:36:53   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Egghead wrote:
Hahaha that would be funny.


Back to work on your rods, Egg!

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Feb 28, 2020 14:44:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
Back to work on your rods, Egg!


Hardon the help a little.

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Feb 28, 2020 14:45:11   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
A user her on the F S known as ( msmlln ) from West Virginia had completed her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of attempting to leave with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

msmlln, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. Obviously not her fishing gear. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake to deputy Barney.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, older woman, described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun in her fishing vest.

No charges were filed.

The moral of the story?

If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

Share this with all your friends to give them a good laugh
A user her on the F S known as ( msmlln ) from Wes... (show quote)



LOL

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Feb 28, 2020 15:19:34   #
oldsalt Loc: Holland Pa
 
I could see that actually happening

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Feb 28, 2020 15:36:22   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
That is funny right there lmfao

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Feb 28, 2020 16:17:19   #
Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv
 
Sounds like grandma been into the jug again

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Feb 28, 2020 16:42:44   #
Davey L Loc: Overland Park, Kansas
 
That’s the best story I have heard in a long time. Glad to see an Honest Citizen Packing in case she has to defend herself. I bet the police station guys and gals were laughing so hard!!!

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Feb 28, 2020 18:35:27   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
No kidding, that scene could and probably happens once or twice a day in Houston! Just sayin...RJS

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Feb 28, 2020 18:35:29   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
No kidding, that scene could and probably happens once or twice a day in Houston! Just sayin...RJS

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Feb 28, 2020 19:31:14   #
Moonpie.i81 Loc: Hartwell, GA.
 
One to remember, for sure!

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Feb 29, 2020 11:11:28   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
That sounds alot like me all except I'm not short but 5' 7. Lost 2 inches after I got older.

Ok, I have a joke which my daughter found for me. I will find my own after I post hers.

A man phones his wife & asks her: "Honey, I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get a promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & tackle box. We're leaving from the office & I'll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"
The wife noticed something fishy in her husband's story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband & did exactly as he told her. After a week the husband returned home looking a bit tired, but happy he'd done a good job. His wife immediately started asking about his week, how it was, if he'd caught any fish & so on. The husband said: Yes I caught lots of salmon, bluegill & a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my blue silk PJ's?" To which the wife responded: "I did.....they're in your tackle box.

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Feb 29, 2020 11:15:55   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
That sounds alot like me all except I'm not short but 5' 7. Lost 2 inches after I got older.

Ok, I have a joke which my daughter found for me. I will find my own after I post hers.

A man phones his wife & asks her: "Honey, I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get a promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & tackle box. We're leaving from the office & I'll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"
The wife noticed something fishy in her husband's story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband & did exactly as he told her. After a week the husband returned home looking a bit tired, but happy he'd done a good job. His wife immediately started asking about his week, how it was, if he'd caught any fish & so on. The husband said: Yes I caught lots of salmon, bluegill & a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my blue silk PJ's?" To which the wife responded: "I did.....they're in your tackle box.
That sounds alot like me all except I'm not short ... (show quote)

And the honey moon was over and the couch was occupied. Good one ms.

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