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Feb 28, 2020 11:47:53   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
THESE REALLY WORK AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM

#1---Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop

#2---Avoid arguments with your wife about lowering the toilet seat---use the sink

#3---For high blood pressure sufferers--simply cut a finger and bleed for a few minutes,thus reducing the pressure in your veins.It is advisable to use a timer though

#4---A mouse trap placed atop the alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling back over and going to sleep after punching the snooze button

#5---If you have a bad cough,take a large dose of laxatives--you will be afraid to cough

#6You only need two tools in life,WD 40 and Duct Tape

If it doesn't move but should,use the WD40

If it moves and shouldn't use the Duct Tape

#7---If you cant fix it with a hammer you have an electrical problem

#8---Never take sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night

thought for the day
Some people are slinkies
not really good for anything
but can bring a smile to your face when they are pushed down the stairs

Life is a precious gift,enjoy it while you can.
Life is a coin,you can spend it however you like
but you only get to spend it once

No don't thank me
it's my purpose in life to keep you folks on Fishin Stage informed

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Feb 28, 2020 12:00:29   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Mouse trap on the Snooze. Every now and then I forget to turn it off. Wife gets to sleep another half of an hour but that would really piss her off more than the toilet seat ever did when a guest didn't respect ladies. I learned at a young age to treat living quarters as shared space. If the light is off in the middle of the night its no fun for men or women to get stuck in the porcelain. call 911. like when you put freshmen in trash cans in high school. Got me laughing again here BB.

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Feb 28, 2020 13:13:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
I will take # 3 for advisement. Got a routine dr visit coming up next month. Good advice there.

Not sure about the timer, i'll just count my fingers a few times. Hope I remember where I left off on the re count.

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Feb 28, 2020 13:28:16   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Jeremy wrote:
Mouse trap on the Snooze. Every now and then I forget to turn it off. Wife gets to sleep another half of an hour but that would really piss her off more than the toilet seat ever did when a guest didn't respect ladies. I learned at a young age to treat living quarters as shared space. If the light is off in the middle of the night its no fun for men or women to get stuck in the porcelain. call 911. like when you put freshmen in trash cans in high school. Got me laughing again here BB.


Put saran wrap under the seat when she sits down and cuts loose you will know it.

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Feb 28, 2020 14:04:10   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
LOL

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Feb 28, 2020 16:44:36   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Put saran wrap under the seat when she sits down and cuts loose you will know it.
Did that at the grocery store I worked at. Whole bunch of P.O'd women. Literally!

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Feb 28, 2020 16:46:42   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
Did that at the grocery store I worked at. Whole bunch of P.O'd women. Literally!


I know you went to confession after that endeavor. Wore out the rosary didn't you?

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Feb 28, 2020 17:10:50   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
I know you went to confession after that endeavor. Wore out the rosary didn't you?
Yup, it came apart in several places.😇

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Feb 29, 2020 06:29:54   #
rapala54 Loc: Nappanee,IN.
 
I know what that felt like at about 5 ft. tall

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Feb 29, 2020 11:47:30   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
badbobby wrote:
THESE REALLY WORK AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM

#1---Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop

#2---Avoid arguments with your wife about lowering the toilet seat---use the sink

#3---For high blood pressure sufferers--simply cut a finger and bleed for a few minutes,thus reducing the pressure in your veins.It is advisable to use a timer though

#4---A mouse trap placed atop the alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling back over and going to sleep after punching the snooze button

#5---If you have a bad cough,take a large dose of laxatives--you will be afraid to cough

#6You only need two tools in life,WD 40 and Duct Tape

If it doesn't move but should,use the WD40

If it moves and shouldn't use the Duct Tape

#7---If you cant fix it with a hammer you have an electrical problem

#8---Never take sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night

thought for the day
Some people are slinkies
not really good for anything
but can bring a smile to your face when they are pushed down the stairs

Life is a precious gift,enjoy it while you can.
Life is a coin,you can spend it however you like
but you only get to spend it once

No don't thank me
it's my purpose in life to keep you folks on Fishin Stage informed
THESE REALLY WORK AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM br ... (show quote)


Alot of chuckles from me. Keep them coming

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Feb 29, 2020 17:56:23   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Put saran wrap under the seat when she sits down and cuts loose you will know it.


methinks your mind is a lil soiled Oz

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Feb 29, 2020 17:57:21   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
Did that at the grocery store I worked at. Whole bunch of P.O'd women. Literally!


et tu wulffy?

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Feb 29, 2020 18:16:13   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
methinks your mind is a lil soiled Oz


Smart man you r bb

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Feb 29, 2020 19:52:13   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
et tu wulffy?
Oh yeah BB. Me too.

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Feb 29, 2020 20:01:30   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
Graywulff wrote:
Did that at the grocery store I worked at. Whole bunch of P.O'd women. Literally!


Man that was mean. If you did that to me I'd find a way to get even.

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