plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

March 10 : Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

March 11 : Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

March 12 : He will walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, "Code 3 in housewares. Get on it right away." This will caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor that in turn, resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

March 13 : He will go to the service desk and try to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

March 14 : Moved a CAUTION-WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.

March 15: Going to look right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picks his nose.

March 16 : While handling guns in the hunting department, he will ask the clerk where the anti-depressants were.

March 17 : Darts around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

March 18 : In the auto department, he will practice his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

March 19 : Hide in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

March 20 : When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, he will assume a fetal position and scream "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least: on the final day of his recovery and celebrating spring arrival.

March 21 : Going into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Hope he is that mobile.

LOL

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Just one task a day. Can't have you laying around ringing that bell for the Mrs.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Will not be an issue she still works, didn't like it when I said I would drive myself to therapy.

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

March 22. Find someone sleeping in their car write a creepy note and leave it right infront of them on the windshield

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

I must have missed something. ( how could that happen, as sharp as I am?) What are you recovering from?

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Not yet but have knee replacement soon.

Bottomcoon has assured me I can do it.

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

I'll Pray for you Oz.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Thanks the Dr.s and Nurses could probably use some.

teabag09 Loc: Chesapeake, Virginia

Good to see you show up on the other site. Good luck with the knee thing. Had both shoulders done and this wee girl had me in tears for about three days. Take some Advil with you. Mike

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Well, you probably know the drill. Take your pain pills and do your physical therapy religiously and you'll be good as new before you know it. blah blah blah We'll all be pulling for you. You know that.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Thanks it is a good place to vent a little also with like mined minded people venting.

I have been on morphine for a long time, too long very tired of what is does.
Have had my right rotator cuff done 2 times in the last 20 or so years, most recent the end of 2018.

Just time to try and quit hurting and get back to life without dope.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

As I have heard all to often growing old isn't for sissys.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

I liked the explanation of your site moniker.

And Thank you.

stuco Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City

You’ve got this Oz. It’s not a cake walk, but it’s nowhere near as hard as recovering from shoulder surgery. I just got back from having lunch with my best friend from when we were 10. He had both his knees replaced eight weeks apart about three months after I had both mine done six weeks apart. He’s right at a year since the second one. We’re both doing great and happy we had it done. Next year at this time you’ll be several months pain free and happy you did it.