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You was born a Deer, and Raised a Deer
Feb 27, 2020 14:24:22   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Doyle had recently hunted down and shot a deer, and was grilling some of it in his backyard, but it was during Lent so his Catholic neighbours couldnt eat red meat, but they could smell the aroma of the meat on the grill. they came over to try to get him to convert to Catholicism Doyle asked what it would take. They said, 'Its pretty much a taking a different route to heaven than you Southern Baptists.' How do you mean. Doyle said. They said, 'You'll go up to the Father tell him of your conversion and he'll say Somthing like, You were born a Southern Baptist and raised a Southern Baptist, But now you are a Catholic. Doyle said, I really like my faith and the church I go to, So I'll not be changing sides, But. to make it easier on Y'all, I'll also not be cooking Deer during your Lent. The Catholics walked away happy. next week they smelled that same aroma from Doyle's yard, they went and asked him about it. He said, 'Oh, Yeah I almost forgot. He turned to the steak on his grill and said: You was born a Deer, and you was raised a Deer, But now you are a catfish! Doyle turned back to the guys on his yard and said, 'Happy now?' and they had to leave disappointed




Now just imagine how much more them guys had to endure, How many steaks can you get off of one deer. I think Doyle might have some Southern Baptists by the end of lent.

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Feb 27, 2020 14:33:03   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
LOL

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Feb 27, 2020 15:07:41   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Only on Fridays. I'll eat catfish anytime.

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Feb 27, 2020 18:18:50   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Rabbi Schulman and Father Fitzpatrick were discussing the various aspects of their separate faiths. Tell Rabbi. I know that you of the Jesish persuasion are forbidden to eat pork. Do you ever slide and eat a little bacon or ham? It is delicious. Rabbi Schulamn replied, "well just between you and me, yes I have through my life veered off the path a few times and have had a tasty ham sandwich or a BLT. So you tell me father, you're a priest and you are supposed to be celibate. Do you ever succumb to your baser instincts and enjoy the pleasures of a beautiful woman?" Father Fitzpatrick paused, frowned and replied, "well, just between the two of us and my confessor, yes, it does get the better of me and I have committed the sin of lust."

Rabbi Schulman, "Beats the hell out of pork, doesn't it?"

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Feb 27, 2020 18:55:20   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 

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Feb 27, 2020 19:42:16   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Rabbi Schulman and Father Fitzpatrick were discussing the various aspects of their separate faiths. Tell Rabbi. I know that you of the Jesish persuasion are forbidden to eat pork. Do you ever slide and eat a little bacon or ham? It is delicious. Rabbi Schulamn replied, "well just between you and me, yes I have through my life veered off the path a few times and have had a tasty ham sandwich or a BLTj. So you tell me father, you're a priest and you are supposed to be celibate. Do you ever succumb to your baser instincts and enjoy the pleasures of a beautiful woman?" Father Fitzpatrick paused, frowned and replied, "well, just between the two of us and my confessor, yes, it does get the better of me and I have committed the sin of lust."

Rabbi Schulman, "Beats the hell out of pork, doesn't it?"
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Feb 27, 2020 20:08:03   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Oldie but goodie. One of my FIL's favorites.

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Feb 28, 2020 10:27:37   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Yup

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Feb 28, 2020 21:52:55   #
bottomcoon Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma
 
1st time I heard that I was too little to laugh so I just rolled over & crapped in my crib.


Mr 27. You asked about my flea market st chroix rod. It's a 6 1/2 ft med lite Premiere model. It had a shimano Sierra reel attached. Not too shabby for $8. The guy I bought it from told me he'll be at the flea market tomorrow & has a large box of lures to sell & 27 rod & reel combos. Of course I'll be there early. Sorry I changed the subject.

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Feb 29, 2020 07:21:19   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
bottomcoon wrote:
1st time I heard that I was too little to laugh so I just rolled over & crapped in my crib.


Mr 27. You asked about my flea market st chroix rod. It's a 6 1/2 ft med lite Premiere model. It had a shimano Sierra reel attached. Not too shabby for $8. The guy I bought it from told me he'll be at the flea market tomorrow & has a large box of lures to sell & 27 rod & reel combos. Of course I'll be there early. Sorry I changed the subject.


Now I wanna go to the flea market

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Feb 29, 2020 07:27:53   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Now I wanna go to the flea market
They got powder to take care of that problem CDB

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Feb 29, 2020 08:12:03   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Really? That's good to know they been bugging me for about a month now.

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Feb 29, 2020 08:36:09   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Really? That's good to know they been bugging me for about a month now.


LOL

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