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Feb 27, 2020 13:00:21 #
Once upon a time there was a little boy called 'wulffy' who lived in tne country.
His family still used an outhouse and wulffy hated it.
It was hot in the summer,cold in the winter and stank something awful all the time.
The outhouse sat on the bank of a creek and wulfy was determined to one day push the damned thing into the creek.
Then one day after a big rain the creek flooded and rose right up to the outhouse.
wulffy decided this was the day,so he found a pole and levered the outhouse toward the water.Then with a final heave he toppled the outhouse into the torrent.
Later that day wulffy's father said to him"Come on we're going to the woodshed".wulffy knew he was fixing to get a whipping and he asked why.
"Someone pushed our outhouse into the creek today and I know that it was you who did it."replied the father.
wulffy said"Dad In school this week we learned about George Washington and the cherry tree.He told the truth about cutting it down and was not punished because he was truthful.Yes sir I did push the outhouse into the creek.
Now since I am truthful will you still punish me"?
The father replied"Son,I dont think George Washington's father was in that cherry tree"!!
During his physical the doctor asked OZabout his activity level."Well yesterday",said Oz"I waded along the edge of a lake,drank a few beers,escaped from feral hogs in heavy brush,marched up and down several rocky hills,stood in a patch of poison ivy,crawled out of quicksand,jumped away from an an angry rattle snake and took a leak behind a tree."
Inspired by the story the doctor exclaimed"Wow you are one heck of an out doorsman"!
"Not really doc"replied Oz
"I'm just a lousy golfer'
His family still used an outhouse and wulffy hated it.
It was hot in the summer,cold in the winter and stank something awful all the time.
The outhouse sat on the bank of a creek and wulfy was determined to one day push the damned thing into the creek.
Then one day after a big rain the creek flooded and rose right up to the outhouse.
wulffy decided this was the day,so he found a pole and levered the outhouse toward the water.Then with a final heave he toppled the outhouse into the torrent.
Later that day wulffy's father said to him"Come on we're going to the woodshed".wulffy knew he was fixing to get a whipping and he asked why.
"Someone pushed our outhouse into the creek today and I know that it was you who did it."replied the father.
wulffy said"Dad In school this week we learned about George Washington and the cherry tree.He told the truth about cutting it down and was not punished because he was truthful.Yes sir I did push the outhouse into the creek.
Now since I am truthful will you still punish me"?
The father replied"Son,I dont think George Washington's father was in that cherry tree"!!
During his physical the doctor asked OZabout his activity level."Well yesterday",said Oz"I waded along the edge of a lake,drank a few beers,escaped from feral hogs in heavy brush,marched up and down several rocky hills,stood in a patch of poison ivy,crawled out of quicksand,jumped away from an an angry rattle snake and took a leak behind a tree."
Inspired by the story the doctor exclaimed"Wow you are one heck of an out doorsman"!
"Not really doc"replied Oz
"I'm just a lousy golfer'
Feb 27, 2020 13:03:22 #
Feb 27, 2020 13:46:43 #
I just can't have any secrets anymore😥 The way you smack em out the park you could play baseball for Hoiston, Bobby. After Oz gets out of the rough he could be your pinch runner and I will keep the door with the half moon unlocked just for you. You win again..........
Feb 27, 2020 14:16:29 #
Graywulff wrote:
I just can't have any secrets anymore😥 The way you smack em out the park you could play baseball for Hoiston, Bobby. After Oz gets out of the rough he could be your pinch runner and I will keep the door with the half moon unlocked just for you. You win again..........
Gray man now you know why it was a little heavy that you needed a pole instead of just a good push.
Or was it that you did know it was occupied. Secret? I guess we will never know.
Oz there was no mention of the Thunder storm you were playing in. Memory slipping too?
Feb 27, 2020 14:28:41 #
plumbob wrote:
Gray man now you know why it was a little heavy that you needed a pole instead of just a good push.
Or was it that you did know it was occupied. Secret? I guess we will never know.
Oz there was no mention of the Thunder storm you were playing in. Memory slipping too?
Or was it that you did know it was occupied. Secret? I guess we will never know.
Oz there was no mention of the Thunder storm you were playing in. Memory slipping too?
something has to be the first to go
Feb 27, 2020 14:47:51 #
plumbob wrote:
Figgered it for stuck in the mud.Gray man now you know why it was a little heavy that you needed a pole instead of just a good push.
Or was it that you did know it was occupied. Secret? I guess we will never know.
Oz there was no mention of the Thunder storm you were playing in. Memory slipping too?
Or was it that you did know it was occupied. Secret? I guess we will never know.
Oz there was no mention of the Thunder storm you were playing in. Memory slipping too?
Feb 27, 2020 15:20:43 #
Graywulff wrote:
Figgered it for stuck in the mud.
Sure I believe you . HeHeHe
Feb 27, 2020 15:29:24 #
plumbob wrote:
At least I saved the cherry tree. Got the pole from a piece of Ash.Sure I believe you . HeHeHe
Feb 27, 2020 15:39:12 #
Bunch of us use to ride to work together in crewcab, we would stop and get breakfast everyday on the way.
One morning a friend got out to use the johnny site on the job site the door was towards the parking lot right in front of my truck.
Ya know if you ease up on the door and rock the john a little it will result in a big mess in the john, and 5 guys laughing so hard they almost wet themselves.
Unfortunately 1 person is very un happy and using a lot of words that would make a sailor blush.
I did buy him breakfast the next day.
He never went in another by the parking lot.
One morning a friend got out to use the johnny site on the job site the door was towards the parking lot right in front of my truck.
Ya know if you ease up on the door and rock the john a little it will result in a big mess in the john, and 5 guys laughing so hard they almost wet themselves.
Unfortunately 1 person is very un happy and using a lot of words that would make a sailor blush.
I did buy him breakfast the next day.
He never went in another by the parking lot.
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