Billy was driving through town at a feverish pace which attracted the attention of a cop, who pulled Billy over. The cop said You were going 40 miles over the limit! I'm gonna let you cool off in the county jail. Then Billy said, 'I have a very good exuse.... The cop interrupted and said, I don't care about your exuse get in the car. The Cop took him to jail. In jail Billy tried one more time to tell his exuse to be interrupted again by, 'I told you to be quiet. Just consider yourself lucky the Judge is gonna be in a good mood when he gets back from his daughter's wedding.' Then Billy said, 'I wouldn't count on it.' Confused the cop said, 'Why?' Then Billy said, 'I was speeding to get there I'm his Daughter's Fiancee.'
And the following day officer Hardbutt was walking a beat.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Some days, the day doesn't go well.
Revenge is best served cold.
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Might of done Billy a favor.
Gordon wrote:
Might of done Billy a favor.
He's probably thinking - "Whew !
That was a close call ! What the hell was I thinkin' ?"
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