plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

A traveler from Arizona known as Big A once visited a small village in the countryside. At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied.

The local man said: "Then you should go talk to the old couple that we call Mr. & Mrs Fish Dancer that lives on the hill outside the village. Rumor has it that they've been married over 60 years and they've never fought this whole time."

"What?? That's impossible! Everyone has fights!" Exclaimed Big A. But the local swore to him it was the truth and nothing but.

Big A just had to check it out, and in the morning he knocked on the door of the little house on the hill and was immediately welcomed by Mr. Dancer, who invited him in for tea. After the traveler explained why he came to see him, the man smiled and nodded.

"It's true. We never fight."

"PLEASE," begged Big A, "can you tell me your secret?"

"Well," said Mr. Dancer, "it all started about 60 years ago, right after the wedding. We were riding our mule back to town and walking it down the street when it tripped over a stone and Mrs. Dancer said to him: 'That's one.'

"We kept riding and he tripped again on another stone, which made Mrs. Dancer immediately say: 'That's two.'

"Two minutes later, the mule trips over a stone again. Mrs. Dancer said: 'That's three.' She pulled out a gun I never knew she had and shot it in the head without thinking twice! I was shocked and yelled at her: 'What the heck do you think you're doing? We needed that mule! Are you crazy Woman?!'




Mrs. Dancer looked me straight in the eye and said: 'That's one.'

"And we haven't had a fight since."

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

No guts no glory.

Jeremy Loc: America

Wow. Did dancers ever have kids? If so I wonder if any of them got to 2 or 2.5.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

At least the mule got to 3. No way to know for sure if Mr. Dancer would have made it past 2.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

A farmer was riding into town in a horse-drawn buggy with his dog sitting beside him. The farmer wanted the horse to go a little faster so he gave a shake of the reins and "giddy up". Nothing happened. He tried again. "giddy up". Nothing. So he broke out the buggy whip and smacked the horse on the butt and hollered "giddy up hoss". Nothing. He smacked the horse again, a little harder this time and "giddy up hoss!" The horse stopped, turned his head around, looked at the farmer and said "please stop hitting me with that stick, I'm going as fast as I can." The farmer, astonished, looked at his dog and said "well I'll be damned. I didn't know that horse could talk." The dog said, "Neither did I."

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

LOL

Dr.Doolittle?

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

She set down the rules in concrete or in this case lead lol

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Both of those are good. Thanks for the laughs

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

She made it pretty clear. I never wanted to take the chance of making it past number 2. Happy wife happy life.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Stupid me mine never fired a gun until we go together !!

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

Mine asked me to teach her to shoot when we first got married. I still haven’t got around to that. I did teach her to fish.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Mine goes fishing when the grandkids do.

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

That sounds like a fun day. 😄

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

It is