Rawdawg the rooster
Jan 22, 2020 11:25:51 #
Farmer John had a rooster that the only thing he did was mating and he couldn't stop. Farmer John told him rawdawg your going to kill yourself with those disgusting, immoral,
habits. Rawdawg just crowed and strutted off to his next conquest john just shook his head.
A few days later john was having his morning
coffee when he noticed some vultures circling the barnyard so down he goes to investigate and sure enough there was rawdawg rooster laying on his back, feet in the air, John said RD rooster I told you about your disgusting habit would be the death of you.
Rawdawg opened his eyes and winked and said
Shh! They're fixin to land
habits. Rawdawg just crowed and strutted off to his next conquest john just shook his head.
A few days later john was having his morning
coffee when he noticed some vultures circling the barnyard so down he goes to investigate and sure enough there was rawdawg rooster laying on his back, feet in the air, John said RD rooster I told you about your disgusting habit would be the death of you.
Rawdawg opened his eyes and winked and said
Shh! They're fixin to land
Jan 22, 2020 13:06:27 #
Jan 22, 2020 14:01:29 #
Jan 22, 2020 14:23:05 #
The original story had no rooster name but rawdawg just sounded like a good name for a randy rooster
Jan 22, 2020 15:05:38 #
Jan 22, 2020 15:21:34 #
plumbob wrote:
We all end up in the barrel here C T. Its just a matter of time.
I know have been reading for a while so I'll expect to have my cage rattled sooner or later
Jan 22, 2020 15:58:18 #
Actually, I believe the rooster
DID have a name; the way I
heard it (way, WAY back in
the day), it was Brewster the Rooster ! (LOL !)
DID have a name; the way I
heard it (way, WAY back in
the day), it was Brewster the Rooster ! (LOL !)
Jan 22, 2020 16:00:45 #
On the farm when I was growing up we had a tom turkey this story reminded me of. We all so had a white rooster that was so big we called him the Judge.
Jan 22, 2020 16:10:38 #
We had a bantom rooster that hated my older brother and attacked him every time he went out, never bothered the rest of us, "weird" but dad told him to grab it the next time and pull a couple feathers off his head to teach him when dad came home the rooster was bald from his chest to his head. Funniest thing ever he never bothered bro again lol
Jan 22, 2020 16:24:08 #
Katriniagirl wrote:
On the farm when I was growing up we had a tom turkey this story reminded me of. We all so had a white rooster that was so big we called him the Judge.
Here come the judge.
Jan 22, 2020 16:26:04 #
CamT wrote:
We had a bantom rooster that hated my older brother and attacked him every time he went out, never bothered the rest of us, "weird" but dad told him to grab it the next time and pull a couple feathers off his head to teach him when dad came home the rooster was bald from his chest to his head. Funniest thing ever he never bothered bro again lol
Older brother wen a little to far with the plucking.
Jan 22, 2020 16:28:31 #
LOL Judge never bothered us Just the Hens
And he was pure white, just like the cartoon Fog Horn Leg Horn
And he was pure white, just like the cartoon Fog Horn Leg Horn
Jan 22, 2020 16:33:12 #
Love it. Dad got tired of him whining about it we were like 5 and 7 at the time
Jan 22, 2020 16:45:48 #
The big tom turkey we had, his name was .......
wait for it.......................
Tom
wait for it.......................
Tom
Jan 22, 2020 16:47:44 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Does that pic plumbob mean we are still the superior species? Sure hope we can still out smart a rooster. Funny stuff. LOL.
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