letter to Tide
Jan 18, 2020 12:42:21 #
I just stole this from OPP
Dear Tide Company:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through
my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my sixties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming
a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told
me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.[/quote]
Dear Tide Company:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through
my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my sixties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming
a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told
me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.[/quote]
Jan 18, 2020 12:49:13 #
Totally understandable and darn good advice. Note to self. ( do not send this one to wife )
Jan 18, 2020 12:49:59 #
badbobby wrote:
[/quote] HELL HATH NO FURY....... That's a belly laugh Bobby.I just stole this from OPP br br br Dear Tide Co... (show quote)
Jan 18, 2020 12:52:59 #
After re-reading this I once knew a for lack of better words ( lady ), that I can just picture this happening. Scary doesn't sum it up enough.
Jan 18, 2020 13:03:28 #
plumbob wrote:
For the most part I shun the use of male/female when referring to men and women as I believe it reduces us to the level of the animals. So in that regard when describing a person like this I would use FEMALE!After re-reading this I once knew a for lack of better words ( lady ), that I can just picture this happening. Scary doesn't sum it up enough.
Jan 18, 2020 13:07:41 #
Jan 18, 2020 13:24:48 #
Being a lady is one of the highest aspirations a woman can have. My opinion.
Jan 19, 2020 07:44:49 #
Jan 19, 2020 09:13:11 #
Jan 19, 2020 09:29:01 #
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Remember Raw Dawg, " Dirt can't hide from intensified Tide"😄Really Clean One!
Jan 19, 2020 17:47:10 #
I always just use hydrochloric acid and bleach to get rid of Incriminating evidence against me.
Jan 19, 2020 18:55:48 #
CDB is awsome wrote:
I always just use hydrochloric acid and bleach to get rid of Incriminating evidence against me.
Watching to many CSI shows there Gabe.
Jan 19, 2020 18:59:30 #
plumbob wrote:
Watching to many CSI shows there Gabe.
They do give a lot of things away
Jan 19, 2020 19:05:28 #
plumbob wrote:
Watching to many CSI shows there Gabe.
Whats CSI? Are they giving away my secrets?
Jan 19, 2020 19:05:52 #
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