toxic masculinity
Jan 16, 2020 17:32:30 #
Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs
January 14th, 2019
More than 40% of men today suffer from it---and their loved ones pay the price.
It's called "toxic masculinity," and it's the latest disease to plague the nation. It can affect every aspect of a toxic man's life. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious, so if you're infected, you need to know right away so you can avoid spreading it to your friends and family.
Are you or a loved one suffering from toxic masculinity? Know the warning signs so you can seek help:
Even the faintest whisper of facial hair - If you have a mustache, schedule a check-up. If you find a goatee on your face, consider going into the emergency room. If you have a full-grown beard, well, it's probably too late for you.
A belief that men and women are at least a little bit different - Should you be infected with the cancerous idea that men and women are even the slightest bit different from one another, you could have toxic masculinity. If you're a woman who believes this, then you suffer from an even worse disease called internalized misogyny.
Men who suddenly look around and find that they're tossing a professional wrestler off a steel cage to plummet right through the announcer's table are at high risk of developing toxic masculinity. If a man in your life is suffering from this symptom, encourage him to stop wrestling in the WWE immediately.
Eating meat on occasion - A disease like toxic masculinity can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa toast smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon-wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity.
Holding the door open for a woman once in a while - It looks innocent enough: a woman approaches, and you hold the door so she doesn't have to open it again. Seems like common courtesy, right?
WRONG. It's one of the first warning signs of toxic masculinity, and you need to do better if you're going to beat this thing. One way to reduce your toxic masculinity is to slam the door right in a woman's face and scream, "EQUALITY!!!" through the glass when she glares at you.
Yelling stuff about freedom and charging into battle wearing blue face paint - If you find yourself charging into battle against the English wearing blue face paint in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help. Do all of society a favor and get yourself drawn and quartered so no one else catches this contagious illness.
Being a man who doesn't hate himself - This is the most telling sign. If you're a biological male and you don't hate yourself, toxic masculinity is already coursing through your veins. If there's going to be any hope of recovery, you need to begin hating yourself today.
If you or your man are showing one or more of these symptoms, contact your medical professional today. Get help, before it's too late.
January 14th, 2019
More than 40% of men today suffer from it---and their loved ones pay the price.
It's called "toxic masculinity," and it's the latest disease to plague the nation. It can affect every aspect of a toxic man's life. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious, so if you're infected, you need to know right away so you can avoid spreading it to your friends and family.
Are you or a loved one suffering from toxic masculinity? Know the warning signs so you can seek help:
Even the faintest whisper of facial hair - If you have a mustache, schedule a check-up. If you find a goatee on your face, consider going into the emergency room. If you have a full-grown beard, well, it's probably too late for you.
A belief that men and women are at least a little bit different - Should you be infected with the cancerous idea that men and women are even the slightest bit different from one another, you could have toxic masculinity. If you're a woman who believes this, then you suffer from an even worse disease called internalized misogyny.
Men who suddenly look around and find that they're tossing a professional wrestler off a steel cage to plummet right through the announcer's table are at high risk of developing toxic masculinity. If a man in your life is suffering from this symptom, encourage him to stop wrestling in the WWE immediately.
Eating meat on occasion - A disease like toxic masculinity can quickly change your diet. If you find yourself leaving your vegan avocado quinoa toast smoothies untouched in favor of wolfing down some bacon-wrapped bacon, you might have toxic masculinity.
Holding the door open for a woman once in a while - It looks innocent enough: a woman approaches, and you hold the door so she doesn't have to open it again. Seems like common courtesy, right?
WRONG. It's one of the first warning signs of toxic masculinity, and you need to do better if you're going to beat this thing. One way to reduce your toxic masculinity is to slam the door right in a woman's face and scream, "EQUALITY!!!" through the glass when she glares at you.
Yelling stuff about freedom and charging into battle wearing blue face paint - If you find yourself charging into battle against the English wearing blue face paint in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help. Do all of society a favor and get yourself drawn and quartered so no one else catches this contagious illness.
Being a man who doesn't hate himself - This is the most telling sign. If you're a biological male and you don't hate yourself, toxic masculinity is already coursing through your veins. If there's going to be any hope of recovery, you need to begin hating yourself today.
If you or your man are showing one or more of these symptoms, contact your medical professional today. Get help, before it's too late.
Jan 16, 2020 17:51:18 #
I is bein et up by it. What can I do? Last night I found myself arguing with my wife about what time the news was gonna come on and then whether the sun would rise in the east or the west. Is this a good thing or bad? HELP!
Jan 16, 2020 18:07:05 #
Oh Damn! I like being the one who drives the car! I like the look of boobs and hips and a smiling feminine face! Crap! I've been known to carry the heavy things. Hopeless...Plan to keep it that way, too.
Jan 16, 2020 18:16:32 #
Jan 16, 2020 18:24:44 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Man O man am I ever in trouble.
deep trouble Oz
but you got lotsa company
Jan 16, 2020 18:33:15 #
Just consider the author of this pile of shi!, nothing to worry about guys. Beer time has just ended for bb.
Jan 16, 2020 18:34:03 #
badbobby wrote:
deep trouble Oz
but you got lotsa company
but you got lotsa company
Good company at that.
Jan 16, 2020 18:54:57 #
Don’t you think back centuries ago when man was establishing manners etc they decided we should hold the doors open.... say ladies first.... stop when we see they want to cross the street.... all that was probably so you could see them. Ladies like to be noticed or looked at.
Jan 16, 2020 18:59:22 #
Jan 16, 2020 19:53:46 #
Jan 16, 2020 20:08:50 #
plumbob wrote:
Will the defendant please rise.
Didn't hear you.
Has no ears,1 eye and is kinda shy in public.
Jan 16, 2020 21:42:56 #
Well, Hoss, blue face paint wasn't all the Caesar saw when he tried to invade England. The natives were naked and painted blue all over. He had enough sense to back off and sail up the coast a 100 miles or so and land unopposed.
I've always had a problem with spreading the blue on my back side and am shy about having a fellow combatant to paint my difficult locations! To do as you suggest the male might as well get himself castrated and wear a dress. No Thanks! Bad Bobby, you might consider having your estrogen levels checked for even posting your thesis! RJS
I've always had a problem with spreading the blue on my back side and am shy about having a fellow combatant to paint my difficult locations! To do as you suggest the male might as well get himself castrated and wear a dress. No Thanks! Bad Bobby, you might consider having your estrogen levels checked for even posting your thesis! RJS
Jan 16, 2020 21:57:03 #
Jan 17, 2020 03:05:33 #
Seriously, BB ? What in hell
have you been smokin',
mister ? I've been smokin '
'High Test' for over fifty years,
and I've NEVER had such hallucinations ! Somebody
has been tamperin' with your smoke, your beer, your
booze, or all of the above !
Mustache ? Been sportin' one since I was 17; although it
takes me five days to start showing a 5 o'clock shadow,
I've always been proud of my mustache, so it STAYS !
Are we different ? Damn
straight, we are ! Males -
exterior plumbing; females -
interior ! Vegan/vegetarian ?
No way, José ! Been a carnivore
ever since I grew teeth ! Thought
I read somewhere that those terms translated into certain Native American languages
signified 'lousy hunter' or
'lousy fisherman' ?
Holding the door for a lady
is just good manners and a
sign of gentlemanly good
breeding ! 'Nuff said !
Yes, I wrestled in high school
and usually won or tied my matches ! Although my family
line is not from Scottish Picts,
but rather from the Gallic Celts,
we also fought Caesar's legions and Celtic 'berserkers' were
some of the most feared
warriors on the planet !
Do I hate myself ? Not myself,
per se, but things I may have
done in the past ! NO man is
a REAL MAN without
some degree of machismo
in his system ! Toxic
masculinity ? - I REVEL IN IT ! ! !
have you been smokin',
mister ? I've been smokin '
'High Test' for over fifty years,
and I've NEVER had such hallucinations ! Somebody
has been tamperin' with your smoke, your beer, your
booze, or all of the above !
Mustache ? Been sportin' one since I was 17; although it
takes me five days to start showing a 5 o'clock shadow,
I've always been proud of my mustache, so it STAYS !
Are we different ? Damn
straight, we are ! Males -
exterior plumbing; females -
interior ! Vegan/vegetarian ?
No way, José ! Been a carnivore
ever since I grew teeth ! Thought
I read somewhere that those terms translated into certain Native American languages
signified 'lousy hunter' or
'lousy fisherman' ?
Holding the door for a lady
is just good manners and a
sign of gentlemanly good
breeding ! 'Nuff said !
Yes, I wrestled in high school
and usually won or tied my matches ! Although my family
line is not from Scottish Picts,
but rather from the Gallic Celts,
we also fought Caesar's legions and Celtic 'berserkers' were
some of the most feared
warriors on the planet !
Do I hate myself ? Not myself,
per se, but things I may have
done in the past ! NO man is
a REAL MAN without
some degree of machismo
in his system ! Toxic
masculinity ? - I REVEL IN IT ! ! !
Jan 17, 2020 13:14:16 #
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