Saw's present to his wife: Saw surprized his wife for her birthday wife(amazed)--What are you doin saw?And why are you naked?? saw--just smiles and nods wife--And why are you covered...

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Saw surprized his wife for her birthday

wife(amazed)--What are you doin saw?And why are you naked??

saw--just smiles and nods

wife--And why are you covered in baby oil?

saw--Well honey,you always say I never glisten!

wife--Listen saw,you never listen!

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

badbobby wrote:

Saw surprized his wife for her birthday

wife(amazed)--What are you doin saw?And why are you naked??

saw--just smiles and nods

wife--And why are you covered in baby oil?

saw--Well honey,you always say I never glisten!

wife--Listen saw,you never listen!

He'd have to get up pretty oily to put one over on her! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Baby oil AND glitter!!! .. It works... (Dont ask me how I know)

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

He just wanted to go to the California nude sunbathing club. What's wrong with that.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Doug Lemmon wrote:

Baby oil AND glitter!!! .. It works... (Dont ask me how I know)

Glitter Doug? REALLY? Mixed colors or just gold......... or silver?

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

badbobby wrote:

Saw surprized his wife for her birthday

wife(amazed)--What are you doin saw?And why are you naked??

saw--just smiles and nods

wife--And why are you covered in baby oil?

saw--Well honey,you always say I never glisten!

wife--Listen saw,you never listen!

This little light of mine?!!

Sorry saw!

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

If you only knew. I'm 50 % service connected disability for my hearing, or should I say the lack of. That's the funniest thing I've read all day, and we've had some good ones here today.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

bb is an equal opportunity story teller, a lot of us have had our days in the barrel.

And so has he.

LOL

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

I bet that nearly scarred her to death.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Good one BB

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Graywulff wrote:

Glitter Doug? REALLY? Mixed colors or just gold......... or silver?

As patriotic as our boy is, it
would HAVE to be red, white
and blue ! Added incentive to
'stand and salute' !

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

I would be willin to give it a try if I thought it would work, but y'all already heard what she said.

Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL

Need a big roll of Visqueen?

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

badbobby wrote:

Saw surprized his wife for her birthday

wife(amazed)--What are you doin saw?And why are you naked??

saw--just smiles and nods

wife--And why are you covered in baby oil?

saw--Well honey,you always say I never glisten!

wife--Listen saw,you never listen!

The visual is atrocious.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

I don't know which would be worse, that, or watchin two old people mud wresslin.