MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They’re such arses ...
My mom was telling her grand daughters that she wanted to be cremated when she passed. "Can I start the fire?"
Ouch Spirit. I guess you have your reasons
lol sag gone kids these days. I’d confiscate their computer games. No wait I can’t do that grandma would buy them new ones and pawn my fishin poles
A good buddy of mine wants to be cremated and put into a large firework. The fireworks will be lit at his wake. He could go out with a bang. He is my really good fishing and hunting buddy.
There is a company that does the service.
put my ashes in a douchebag and run me thru one last time
I want to be cremated... Goin out with a smokin hot body!!
a chisled body would surly be an improvement at my age
I am planning on a Viking funeral, now then.....which boat do I NOT want my daughter's husband to have.........
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