MY LIVING WILL
Jan 13, 2020 14:13:46 #
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They’re such arses ...
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They’re such arses ...
Jan 13, 2020 14:18:56 #
My mom was telling her grand daughters that she wanted to be cremated when she passed. "Can I start the fire?"
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Jan 13, 2020 22:03:39 #
Hillbilly
Loc: Elk river WV
lol sag gone kids these days. I’d confiscate their computer games. No wait I can’t do that grandma would buy them new ones and pawn my fishin poles
Jan 14, 2020 00:00:16 #
A good buddy of mine wants to be cremated and put into a large firework. The fireworks will be lit at his wake. He could go out with a bang. He is my really good fishing and hunting buddy.
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Jan 15, 2020 00:46:45 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
I am planning on a Viking funeral, now then.....which boat do I NOT want my daughter's husband to have.........
Jan 17, 2020 15:16:48 #
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