The Maid
Jan 13, 2020 13:50:56 #
The Maid
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided
to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'
The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so...' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided
to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'
The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so...' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?
Jan 13, 2020 16:48:02 #
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Jan 14, 2020 07:56:04 #
Jan 14, 2020 10:42:52 #
Jan 14, 2020 12:56:04 #
Jeremy wrote:
She does trade work for plumbing work.
And you know how?
Jan 14, 2020 13:38:21 #
Jan 14, 2020 13:42:11 #
I am sure but how does he know about their plumbing. Sick minds want to know.
Jan 14, 2020 13:45:37 #
plumbob wrote:
I am sure but how does he know about their plumbing. Sick minds want to know.
Yes we do.
Jan 14, 2020 13:50:42 #
Going to be awhile on Jeremy's reply. He is with the maid at the moment out there in Oregon.
Jan 14, 2020 13:52:59 #
plumbob wrote:
Going to be awhile on Jeremy's reply. He is with the maid at the moment out there in Oregon.
No minutemaid??
Jan 14, 2020 13:57:19 #
If its a guy it would only take a minute. Female maids need a little more time.
Jan 14, 2020 14:05:48 #
plumbob wrote:
If its a guy it would only take a minute. Female maids need a little more time.
Indeed
Jan 14, 2020 18:38:15 #
Okay what the actual heck are y'all talking about?
Jan 14, 2020 18:44:11 #
CDB is awsome wrote:
Okay what the actual heck are y'all talking about?
Who
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