Fishing Stage - Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
No more Headaches.
Page 1 of 2 next>
Jan 13, 2020 12:59:50   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'

'No more headaches?more ' the husband asks, 'What happened?'

His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, Stare at myself and repeat,

' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '

Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.'
Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.

His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that? '

Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'

The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning ' OH MY GOSH ' She proclaims.

Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying.

'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife '
'She's not my wife ' .
'She's not my wife '

His funeral service will be held on Saturday.

Reply
Jan 13, 2020 13:01:46   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
LOL Bad! But good

Reply
Jan 13, 2020 13:09:05   #
Brent M Loc: Richfield Utah
 
Another joke to tell my wife LOL

Reply
 
 
Jan 13, 2020 13:45:20   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
He wouldn't be the first guy putting it in overdrive thinking about another woman while with his wife. Funny stuff.

Reply
Jan 13, 2020 16:51:02   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
I remember those 3 fer days. NOT!!!!

Reply
Jan 14, 2020 00:56:58   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Brent M wrote:
Another joke to tell my wife LOL


Best be careful about that; your fate could mirror his !

Reply
Jan 14, 2020 07:47:13   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Don`t let all the secretes out!

Reply
 
 
Jan 14, 2020 07:51:05   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Mum Is the word. The important thing to remembet is the guy probably died with a smile on his face.

Reply
Jan 14, 2020 17:23:40   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
If she hadn't of killed him, she could still have a smile on her's.

Reply
Jan 14, 2020 19:19:43   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
"Hell hath no fury...!"

Reply
Jan 14, 2020 21:15:39   #
fishinphil
 
ahhhhh...to only be 30 again for a nite or two........

Reply
 
 
Jan 15, 2020 06:54:52   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
fishinphil wrote:
ahhhhh...to only be 30 again for a nite or two........


It wouldn't be a replay I would ask for a do over.

Reply
Jan 15, 2020 07:27:28   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
From your lips to God's ears guys. One request, give me just half the knowledge back then I have now at 65.

Reply
Jan 15, 2020 13:55:20   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
And we all thought we knew everything back then. Just like all young folks do. And if we only knew this. That God gave us 2 eyes, 2 ears and 1 mouth. That means we are suppose to watch and listen twice as much as we speak. When will we ever learn?

Reply
Jan 15, 2020 15:55:35   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Saw1 you nailed it. Life experience seems to be the best teacher. Good or bad experiences help us learn and hopefully make intelligent decisions. There are no shortcuts in this process.

Reply
Page 1 of 2 next>
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
FishingStage.com - Forum
Copyright 2018-2024 IDF International Technologies, Inc.