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Jan 10, 2020 17:20:28   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Headlines From 2059:


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.



White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.



Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.



Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.



Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!



Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.



Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.



85-year $758 billion study reveals:
Diet and exercise are the key to weight loss.



Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for the third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.



Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.



Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.



Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.



Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.



Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.



A Couple has finally experienced Sexual Harmony...they had simultaneous Headaches.



Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.



New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.



Canadian Revenue Agency sets lowest tax rate in 10 years at 75 percent.



Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Jan 10, 2020 17:28:49   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Who's walking that "Political Tightrope" now badbobby?

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Jan 10, 2020 17:35:43   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
Who's walking that "Political Tightrope" now badbobby?


prolly so
but thought it could be shared

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Jan 10, 2020 17:37:02   #
wd4ity Loc: Middle Georgia, Forsyth
 
Heck, we already got Texifornia!

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Jan 10, 2020 17:38:06   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Funny stuff, thanks for sharing!

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Jan 10, 2020 19:06:03   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
bb have you had a premonition or just good booze?

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Jan 10, 2020 19:21:34   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the Great Wall...
 
badbobby wrote:
Headlines From 2059:


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.



White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.



Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.



Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.



Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!



Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.



Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.



85-year $758 billion study reveals:
Diet and exercise are the key to weight loss.



Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for the third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.



Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.



Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.



Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.



Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.



Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.



A Couple has finally experienced Sexual Harmony...they had simultaneous Headaches.



Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.



New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.



Canadian Revenue Agency sets lowest tax rate in 10 years at 75 percent.



Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Headlines From 2059: br br br Ozone created by e... (show quote)


Some of us wouldn't mind getting down
to a slim 250...

And love that Canada has outlived France and the US....

We will be changing the name to Canuckistania of course.... But worthless texan IOUs will still be accepted currency...

Cheers BB

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Jan 10, 2020 19:45:53   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Those are good

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Jan 11, 2020 08:31:19   #
captjohn Loc: Northern Illinois
 
Wish I could say that that's funny but the more you know the scarier and realistic it's becoming only not the time stamp way too much sooner sorry to say. Thank God for 2016 and Pray for 2020 hope that will fix up the next 40 years.

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Jan 11, 2020 11:17:34   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
This one dates in the other direction not 2059


https://biggeekdad.com/2019/12/the-future-of-computers/

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Jan 11, 2020 15:15:02   #
JimRed Loc: Coastal New Jersey, Belmar area
 
Remember, socialism is the same as communism, but the killing hasn’t started...yet.

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Jan 11, 2020 15:46:54   #
captjohn Loc: Northern Illinois
 
The one thing that all these left wing nuts don't realize is that when they try gun confiscation that it's all the conservatives that have guns and aren't about to give them up.

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Jan 11, 2020 16:18:55   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
bb have you had a premonition or just good booze?


stayin strictly with Jack plum
a sip here
a sip there

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Jan 11, 2020 16:22:32   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Some of us wouldn't mind getting down
to a slim 250...

And love that Canada has outlived France and the US....

We will be changing the name to Canuckistania of course.... But worthless texan IOUs will still be accepted currency...

Cheers BB

If all Canuckistanians had your heart Canuck
Canada would be a better place
'cheers' backatcha

welcome to 'Fishing Stage' Canuck

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Jan 11, 2020 16:25:15   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
captjohn wrote:
The one thing that all these left wing nuts don't realize is that when they try gun confiscation that it's all the conservatives that have guns and aren't about to give them up.


please guys less political more fishin talk thanks

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