Big A's missing wife
Jan 8, 2020 16:24:26 #
Big A goes to the Police Station in tears
Big---"My wife is missing.She went to help people in the flood yesterday and hasn't returned"
Police Seargeant---"How tall is she"?
Big---"Gee,I'm not sure.Maybe a lil over five feet.
Sgt---"Weight?"
Big---Dunno,slim maybe,not really fat"
Sgt---"Color of eyes"?
Big "Maybe brown,not sure may be hazel"
Sgt---"Color of Hair?"
Big---Could be blonde,maybe strawberry not sure,she changes a lot"
Sgt---"What was she wearing"?
Big--Dunno,I'm sure she had clothes on"
Sgt---"What kinda car was she driving?"
Big---"She was driving my truck"
Sgt---"What kinda truck"?
Big--"2016 Dodge with super charger with inter/cooler,Diablo Sport T-1000Trinity programmer,Tera Flex Falcon3.3 shocks,1350 RE reel driveshafts,Method 105 bead locks,Toyo13.5 tires,Custom Olympic off road front bumper,Olympic off road Smuggler rear bumper with tire carrier,Seward Radius 4S LED lights,Seward 12 incchLED light bar,50 inch LED light bar,light bar with spooled switch pod with booster,rigid LED lights,Seward power tank,rock hard cage,rock hard under armor,Poison Spider sliders,Poison Spider crusher fenders,Poison Spider rear armor,Poison Spider extreme duty trans/mount cross member,Bushwhacker rear armor,5.13 winch on rear,Bushwhacker seat covers,Delta head bar zenon head lamps,Tantrum LED off road rock lights,Teraflex HD tie rods,Teraflex steering stabilizer,long control arms front and rear,4 inch springs,JK performance slotted big rotor kit,TF monster HD adjustable track bar,TF front and rear brakeliners,TF bump protectors front and rear.Hot Head headliner,TFO 44 differential covers,Wild Boar grill,Drake hood latch and a Tuffy security drawer!!"
(At this point,the sobbing had become a full blown cryin jag)
SGT--(With tears streaming)"Dont worry buddy,we will find that truck!!!"
Big---"My wife is missing.She went to help people in the flood yesterday and hasn't returned"
Police Seargeant---"How tall is she"?
Big---"Gee,I'm not sure.Maybe a lil over five feet.
Sgt---"Weight?"
Big---Dunno,slim maybe,not really fat"
Sgt---"Color of eyes"?
Big "Maybe brown,not sure may be hazel"
Sgt---"Color of Hair?"
Big---Could be blonde,maybe strawberry not sure,she changes a lot"
Sgt---"What was she wearing"?
Big--Dunno,I'm sure she had clothes on"
Sgt---"What kinda car was she driving?"
Big---"She was driving my truck"
Sgt---"What kinda truck"?
Big--"2016 Dodge with super charger with inter/cooler,Diablo Sport T-1000Trinity programmer,Tera Flex Falcon3.3 shocks,1350 RE reel driveshafts,Method 105 bead locks,Toyo13.5 tires,Custom Olympic off road front bumper,Olympic off road Smuggler rear bumper with tire carrier,Seward Radius 4S LED lights,Seward 12 incchLED light bar,50 inch LED light bar,light bar with spooled switch pod with booster,rigid LED lights,Seward power tank,rock hard cage,rock hard under armor,Poison Spider sliders,Poison Spider crusher fenders,Poison Spider rear armor,Poison Spider extreme duty trans/mount cross member,Bushwhacker rear armor,5.13 winch on rear,Bushwhacker seat covers,Delta head bar zenon head lamps,Tantrum LED off road rock lights,Teraflex HD tie rods,Teraflex steering stabilizer,long control arms front and rear,4 inch springs,JK performance slotted big rotor kit,TF monster HD adjustable track bar,TF front and rear brakeliners,TF bump protectors front and rear.Hot Head headliner,TFO 44 differential covers,Wild Boar grill,Drake hood latch and a Tuffy security drawer!!"
(At this point,the sobbing had become a full blown cryin jag)
SGT--(With tears streaming)"Dont worry buddy,we will find that truck!!!"
Jan 8, 2020 16:29:45 #
Jan 8, 2020 17:27:30 #
Talking about priorities: My girl friend asked me once What was most important to me. I answered without thinking and said" My Dog, my car and you." she said " in that order?" And I said yes. I guess sometimes the wrong answer is the right one since we're still married 47years later.
Jan 8, 2020 17:56:53 #
You have better rest up Bobby if you are going to get 5 jumps this week.
Jan 8, 2020 18:31:01 #
flyguy wrote:
You have better rest up Bobby if you are going to get 5 jumps this week.
only wish I could get one
Jan 8, 2020 18:57:22 #
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Jan 8, 2020 20:31:29 #
Jeremy wrote:
Just start taking jackrabbit extract they can jump like crazy all day.
Does it make one have loooong legs and biiiig ears?
Jan 8, 2020 21:15:33 #
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Jan 12, 2020 22:01:51 #
Okay ! To be honest, although
I've always considered myself
to be a 'car guy', I didn't
understand about two-thirds
of the add-ons/modifications
mentioned ! Also, I'm more of
a GM guy or Jeep ! That said,
you were right on the money
regarding my attitude towards
the wife versus truck situation !
With MY ex, the truck would definitely take precedence !
Gun rack ? Back window, like
most other rednecks ! Rod
rack ? Mounted behind truck
seat, 4 rod min. ! At least ONE open carry (S&W model 586/
.357 Mag.), one concealed
carry (S&W/M&P Shield/
9mm), and one hideaway
(S&W Bodyguard/.38 cal.
snub-nose revolver) !
Guns in rack ?
1- Remington 700 BDL/.30-06
cal./Bausch & Lomb 3x-9x.
scope
2- Winchester model 94/.30-30
cal./4x scope & iron sights
3- Mossberg 12 ga. Pump/
6+1 Cap./Folding Stock
I've always considered myself
to be a 'car guy', I didn't
understand about two-thirds
of the add-ons/modifications
mentioned ! Also, I'm more of
a GM guy or Jeep ! That said,
you were right on the money
regarding my attitude towards
the wife versus truck situation !
With MY ex, the truck would definitely take precedence !
Gun rack ? Back window, like
most other rednecks ! Rod
rack ? Mounted behind truck
seat, 4 rod min. ! At least ONE open carry (S&W model 586/
.357 Mag.), one concealed
carry (S&W/M&P Shield/
9mm), and one hideaway
(S&W Bodyguard/.38 cal.
snub-nose revolver) !
Guns in rack ?
1- Remington 700 BDL/.30-06
cal./Bausch & Lomb 3x-9x.
scope
2- Winchester model 94/.30-30
cal./4x scope & iron sights
3- Mossberg 12 ga. Pump/
6+1 Cap./Folding Stock
Jan 12, 2020 22:10:59 #
Perfect morning for an adult
male ? Sits at breakfast table
with coffee and morning paper, notices four items of interest;
son's picture is on the box of
Wheaties, daughter's picture is
on cover of Vogue, mistress'
photo is on cover/in centerfold
of Penthouse, and wife's picture
is on the side of the milk
carton !
male ? Sits at breakfast table
with coffee and morning paper, notices four items of interest;
son's picture is on the box of
Wheaties, daughter's picture is
on cover of Vogue, mistress'
photo is on cover/in centerfold
of Penthouse, and wife's picture
is on the side of the milk
carton !
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