badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

I can remember when I got married
I can remember where I got married
I just cain't remember why I got married

the four rings of marriage
engagement,wedding,suffe-ring
and endu-ring

what is a marriage hunt?
where the hunted has to pay for the license

I never knew what happiness was til I got married
then it was too late

They say that marriages are made in heaven
but then,so are thunder and lightning

What's the cure for marriage?
alcohol

What's the difference in marriage and death?
Dead guys are finally free

Getting married,the guy loses his Bacheors Degree
while the lady gets her Masters

In Hollywood marriage is successful if it
outlasts milk

THe process of marriage
finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Love is blind
Marriage is an eye opener

At first marriage is a perfect fit
but then you need alterations

To keep your marriage happy
if you are wrong admit it
if you are right-shut up

In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens
then after that,they both speak and the neighbors listen

What is faster at transferring funds than electronic banking?
getting married

There is lot's to be said about marriage
but not in front of the children

Make love,not war
or do both,get married

I married Miss Right
I just didn't know her first name was always

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

In so many ways.

Fishin Fool 69 Loc: Etowah, TN

That there is some funny stuff BB...a lot of it is right on the money too..lmao... I must have gotten that one in a million, bc me and my wife really rarely have issues. i know a lot of guys who complain about their wives all the time, but also wouldn't give them up for anything. To each's own I guess. Hang in there BB...maybe your suffering will end some day...

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

been hangin now for over72 years
just one woman

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Why do married men die younger than married women? They want to.

bassman57 Loc: Kinston, NC

Yea, I wouldn't take a million dollars for my wife, (really have to think on that) but wouldn't give 50 cents for another just like her!! But, She's put up with this old buzzard for 44 years and I haven't been a saint! Guess I'll keep her around, as long as The Lord allows, but gonna have to be a good'un to catch me again!!

oldsalt Loc: Holland Pa

BB - once again you hit the nail on the head

Fishin Fool 69 Loc: Etowah, TN

I am 55... married to her for a little over 35 years now..still want to keep her around so I guess she is one of the few and far between that I got lucky enough to catch the first time around. But on the other hand, I would not do it again no matter what. Find a good one and just live together...sounds like the best of both worlds there.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

57 years and still no problems. Another good one, bb.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Hey bb, you 72 years old or been married 72 years? Either way, God bless you. saw1

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

The last 2 sentences say it all. But I see nothing about listening. Is that our problem? In one ear and out the other.

Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

Been married for 48 years now.
I've heard that it's cheaper to keep her. LOL

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Took me awhile to find my keeper, used the wrong brain cells in my earlier years. Christmas Eve makes 24 for me. No where near the #'s you all have racked up, but we are trying.

Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv

My wife and I just celebrated our 40th

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

41 in January

She is tough and patient.

Together for 44, guess that happens when your 14 when you meet sometimes.

Met at vacation bible school.