Look what one of my nieces caught
Dec 1, 2019 16:05:14 #
Big A wrote:
Like I said, unimPEACHable.😉Fuzzy ? Maybe ! Every story I've
told so far is the absolute truth
as best I can remember it; parts may occasionally be a bit hazy from age, oncoming senility, etc., but no part has ever deliberately been false or misleading !
told so far is the absolute truth
as best I can remember it; parts may occasionally be a bit hazy from age, oncoming senility, etc., but no part has ever deliberately been false or misleading !
Dec 1, 2019 16:13:14 #
Now, if you WANT a tall tale, I'll try to relate a joke I read recently :
Guy takes his pretty girlfriend to the zoo on a Sat. afternoon; she's wearing a pretty pink dress, loose, summer-cut (low), sleeveless with spaghetti straps ! They walk into the primate house and the gorilla notices her and starts getting excited, so the boyfriend tells her to show a little skin to see what happens ! She flounces her skirt around, shows a little leg, then lowers one of her shoulder straps; by this time the gorilla is so steamed up he's almost pulling the cage bars apart ! Then with a smile, the boyfriend looks her in the eye, opens the cage door, and tells her - " Okay, now you go in there and tell HIM you've got a headache !"
Guy takes his pretty girlfriend to the zoo on a Sat. afternoon; she's wearing a pretty pink dress, loose, summer-cut (low), sleeveless with spaghetti straps ! They walk into the primate house and the gorilla notices her and starts getting excited, so the boyfriend tells her to show a little skin to see what happens ! She flounces her skirt around, shows a little leg, then lowers one of her shoulder straps; by this time the gorilla is so steamed up he's almost pulling the cage bars apart ! Then with a smile, the boyfriend looks her in the eye, opens the cage door, and tells her - " Okay, now you go in there and tell HIM you've got a headache !"
Dec 1, 2019 17:00:42 #
Big A wrote:
Now, if you WANT a tall tale, I'll try to relate a... (show quote)
Right on BigA. Funny....
Dec 1, 2019 18:50:22 #
plumbob wrote:
Not that I doubt you Big A. Does sound like a fish tale
No that is legit. I've seen it happen with bluefish and stripers. Pulled a 12 inch bass out of a big blue. Was still fresh and it swam away.
Dec 1, 2019 18:54:50 #
We see a lot of hybrids in open ocean. They originally were farmed fish that got loose and have bred out.
Dec 1, 2019 19:04:43 #
Dec 1, 2019 19:14:14 #
Big A wrote:
Now, if you WANT a tall tale, I'll try to relate a... (show quote)
Big A, what did she do when you told to do that? Yeehaa!🤐
Hack 🇺🇸🇨🇱
Dec 1, 2019 20:01:46 #
I don't make 'em up; I just read
'em and pass 'em along !
A- 'Ex' could never have gotten that reaction (seldom got it from ME) !
B - The only zoo that we ever went to had a 'monkey house' with smaller primates and some chimps, but no gorillas or orang- utangs !
C - She was barely a hundred pounds, soaking wet ! Any lip from her and I'd have just picked her up and TOSSED her in the cage !
(There're many reasons she's the 'ex' and there was no
'next' !)
'em and pass 'em along !
A- 'Ex' could never have gotten that reaction (seldom got it from ME) !
B - The only zoo that we ever went to had a 'monkey house' with smaller primates and some chimps, but no gorillas or orang- utangs !
C - She was barely a hundred pounds, soaking wet ! Any lip from her and I'd have just picked her up and TOSSED her in the cage !
(There're many reasons she's the 'ex' and there was no
'next' !)
Dec 1, 2019 20:54:06 #
Big A wrote:
I don't make 'em up; I just read
'em and pass 'em along !
A- 'Ex' could never have gotten that reaction (seldom got it from ME) !
B - The only zoo that we ever went to had a 'monkey house' with smaller primates and some chimps, but no gorillas or orang- utangs !
C - She was barely a hundred pounds, soaking wet ! Any lip from her and I'd have just picked her up and TOSSED her in the cage !
(There're many reasons she's the 'ex' and there was no
'next' !)
'em and pass 'em along !
A- 'Ex' could never have gotten that reaction (seldom got it from ME) !
B - The only zoo that we ever went to had a 'monkey house' with smaller primates and some chimps, but no gorillas or orang- utangs !
C - She was barely a hundred pounds, soaking wet ! Any lip from her and I'd have just picked her up and TOSSED her in the cage !
(There're many reasons she's the 'ex' and there was no
'next' !)
I’ll take Door C. Big A.
Hack 🇺🇸🇨🇱
Dec 1, 2019 21:45:30 #
Dec 1, 2019 21:58:12 #
Big A wrote:
If she had opened her mouth to bitch about ANYTHING, so would she !
I believe you Big A. I know you don’t BS.
Hack 🇺🇸🇨🇱
Dec 1, 2019 22:00:53 #
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Dec 3, 2019 11:49:39 #
Jeremy wrote:
Prolly just her natural good looks.Was the flower in hair the secret bait?
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