enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
sounds reasonable to me
" sounds reasonable to me " Ditto for me as well
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
I don't know if it sounds reasonable or not, I couldn't read it.
It is where things are headed.
Ditto on the reasonable.
flyguy wrote:
I don't know if it sounds reasonable or not, I couldn't read it.
Fly, think Texan and re read it. Then remember who wrote it, LOL bb
plumbob wrote:
Fly, think Texan and re read it. Then remember who wrote it, LOL bb
hey I din't 'wrote' it,I jus copied it
Sounds much easier than what they call proper English as we know it today. This stuff they write today makes absolutely no sense. At least this makes some and far better understanding.
badbobby wrote:
hey I din't 'wrote' it,I jus copied it
You written well bb. It be that yougin norf of the mason dexin lien that kant reed.
badbobby wrote:
hey I din't 'wrote' it,I jus copied it
Ewe dun copied gud! Wished I could rite like that.
Who knows whats right, only whats left is left!
Must be a congressional memo. No wonder they don't get anything done.
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