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Raw Dawg Ron In College
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Nov 20, 2019 13:12:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Professor--"Tomorrow you will have your final exam.I want you to know that I will accept no excuse for you not being here.I might consider a death in your family,A nuclear attack,personal injury or going to jail!
But no other consideration!"

Eaw Dawg Ron--What would you say if I told you I was suffering from complete and total sexual exaustion?"
(The class was reduced to snickering and outright laughter)

professor--(after order was restored)"WEll Ron,I guess you would have to write the exam with your other hand!"

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Nov 20, 2019 13:27:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
bb I got to get the newspaper you get all this news from. Our local paper gossip section does not come even close to yours. Please keep reading them to us. We know this is not fake news.

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Nov 20, 2019 13:37:17   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Another good one, bb.

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Nov 20, 2019 13:48:36   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Maybe he is appen dexterous ??

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Nov 21, 2019 06:16:32   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Again I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg. Thanx bb

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Nov 21, 2019 07:32:55   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
That excuse did not pan out! What`s next?

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Nov 21, 2019 17:32:01   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
badbobby wrote:
Professor--"Tomorrow you will have your final exam.I want you to know that I will accept no excuse for you not being here.I might consider a death in your family,A nuclear attack,personal injury or going to jail!
But no other consideration!"

Eaw Dawg Ron--What would you say if I told you I was suffering from complete and total sexual exaustion?"
(The class was reduced to snickering and outright laughter)

professor--(after order was restored)"WEll Ron,I guess you would have to write the exam with your other hand!"
Professor--"Tomorrow you will have your final... (show quote)


👍😂🤪🤣

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Nov 21, 2019 19:24:40   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
Again I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg. Thanx bb


You may be in trouble Gray if those tears had color.

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Nov 21, 2019 19:50:22   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Wait a minute, what`s the deal, can`t I pay someone to take the test for me? Too old to be up all night cramming for a test!

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Nov 21, 2019 19:51:13   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Wait a minute, what`s the deal, can`t I pay someone to take the test for me? Too old to be up all night cramming for a test!


Yep


Might just involve a little time

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Nov 21, 2019 20:03:03   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Wait a minute, what`s the deal, can`t I pay someone to take the test for me? Too old to be up all night cramming for a test!


crams to? Oh my

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Nov 21, 2019 20:04:00   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
crams to? Oh my


Depends

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Nov 21, 2019 20:14:42   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
twice in one night Speechless. Not pushing my luck, to comfy under the covers.

Good night to all. Leave a light on in the Attic just in case.

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Nov 21, 2019 20:23:56   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Good night pb pleasant dreams.

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Nov 21, 2019 21:21:44   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Good night pb pleasant dreams.


G’nite John boy......etc. No nymph dreams. Only “drys”. Hohoho

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