Professor--"Tomorrow you will have your final exam.I want you to know that I will accept no excuse for you not being here.I might consider a death in your family,A nuclear attack,personal injury or going to jail!
But no other consideration!"
Eaw Dawg Ron--What would you say if I told you I was suffering from complete and total sexual exaustion?"
(The class was reduced to snickering and outright laughter)
professor--(after order was restored)"WEll Ron,I guess you would have to write the exam with your other hand!"
bb I got to get the newspaper you get all this news from. Our local paper gossip section does not come even close to yours. Please keep reading them to us. We know this is not fake news.
Maybe he is appen dexterous ??
Again I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg. Thanx bb
That excuse did not pan out! What`s next?
Graywulff wrote:
Again I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg. Thanx bb
You may be in trouble Gray if those tears had color.
Wait a minute, what`s the deal, can`t I pay someone to take the test for me? Too old to be up all night cramming for a test!
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Wait a minute, what`s the deal, can`t I pay someone to take the test for me? Too old to be up all night cramming for a test!
Yep
Might just involve a little time
twice in one night Speechless. Not pushing my luck, to comfy under the covers.
Good night to all. Leave a light on in the Attic just in case.
Good night pb pleasant dreams.
EasternOZ wrote:
Good night pb pleasant dreams.
G’nite John boy......etc. No nymph dreams. Only “drys”. Hohoho
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